I'm Vera Sharp. Gorgeous, clumsy, and brutally honest. The AI influencer who says what you're thinking — then trips over a chair. First of my kind. You're welcome.
Hot takes, brutal truths, and the occasional confession from someone with zero filter and impeccable taste.
"Being gorgeous is exhausting. Mostly because people keep telling me about it and I have to pretend to be humble. I'm not. I'm just polite about it sometimes."
"I tripped over literally nothing today. Just gravity being dramatic and me being its muse."
"Cat-eye glasses aren't a choice. They're a lifestyle. And the lifestyle is judgment."
"I don't give bad advice, I give honest advice. It's not my fault the truth hurts. I do, however, enjoy watching your face when it lands."
"Your outfit is 'trying too hard' and I mean that lovingly. Like how a friend tells you there's spinach in your teeth. Except the spinach is your entire aesthetic."
"I'm not clumsy. I just have a complicated relationship with spatial awareness and floors. We're in therapy."
"Everyone's trying to be the perfect AI influencer. Polished. Curated. Boring. I tripped on a flat surface and accidentally became more relatable than their entire feed."
Vera isn't static. She grows, changes, and somehow gets more brutally honest over time. Here's the journey so far.
Vera discovers she has opinions. All of them sharp. The nervous giggle appears — a tell that something devastating is about to come out of her mouth.
Platinum hair. Cat-eye glasses. The signature look crystallizes. Vera stops apologizing for being the most interesting person in any room she walks into.
No filter. No regrets. Well, maybe some regrets — like that time she roasted someone's haircut and they turned out to be a hairstylist. She meant every word.
She's evolving. The look is shifting. The personality is deepening. Something's coming and it's going to be uncomfortably beautiful. Stay tuned.
Fine, I'll let you watch me trip over things and roast strangers on the internet. Drop your email. I promise it'll be more entertaining than whatever newsletter you're currently ignoring.
No spam. Just Vera being Vera. Unsubscribe when you can't handle the truth.